The news
Today sir Rodulph Jones , minsiter for education was found dead in his london apartment . Initial reports say he was killed by a burgler
The word on the street
The minister dude was killed by a wolf , I sees it come out of his window but the police just tell me to shut the **** up
The truth
Sir Rudulph Jones was a high ranking member of the knights of purity and organiesed all their london operations . His body was found torn apart and completly drained of blood
The News
A gas explosion at the old bailey Today claimed the life of Judge Jonathan Crane , a judge noted for his often harsh sentences . Aso killed was his p.a Penny Smith and the court clerk Duncan Jones
The truth
Jonathan Crane , a suspected member of the knights of purity and a man known throughout the otherworld as a killer of fey was assainated by his P.A. , a fey changling disguised as human . She also took out Judge Cranes bodyguard Duncan Jones as well as several foot soldiers of the Knights of purity .
The News
An explosion rocked a unihabited area of the alps on the swiss/french border this morning . Authorities have cordoned off the area due to the risk of avalance but say its nothing to worry about as it was just a small meteor about the size of sofa . they have reassuered the public that many such impacts are reigistered each year and are no cause for alarm
The Truth
The Knights of Purity and the Sisterhood of domination ( a secret sect of insane nuns who worship a demon they call "Saint Dominia") came to blows in the early hours of the morning when the knights attacked the secret Fortress of the sisterhood . As the Knights seemed on the verge of winning , the sisterhood detonated several hidden charges which brought half the Mountain side down on the knights and destroyed the fortress . Reports accross the magical cimmunity seem to indicate most of the sisterhood survived and have fled to their secondary base .
The News
Sir Randolph Joseph peterson , noted archeologist and explorer was found dead this morning at the foot of a cliff in scotland . It appeares he fell while climbing and died of a broken neck
The Truth
Sir Randolph was a member of a magical sect known as the bladed pentagram until last year when he betrayed them to the knights of purity and got many of their members killed in exchange for a amnesty and a large amount of money .Although the authorities claim he deid of a fall , the look of terror etched on his face and the fact his heart had been ripped from his chest would seem to indicate the bladed pentagram has at last got its revenge .
The News
Stonehenge was cordoned off last night by the authorities . Despite local rumours of flashing lights and explosions, a govenment spokesman has said that the entre erea has been subject to an illegal dumping of toxic waste and would take several months to clean up. until then it is strickly off limits to the public
The Truth
Angered by the continuing artacks of the Knights of purity , the Bladed pentagram opened a gate into the extradimensional prison of a being known only as the demon Lord . the Knights of purity treid to stop them and killed the entire ritual group except one but were too late to stop the Demon lord being summoned . Upon His arrival he decimated the Knights , tearing them apart with his dark magic and demonic sword . As dawn broke he vanished , leaving behind a scene of utter carnage . Tony stone , the surviving member of the bladed pentagram was loaded into a government truck and sent to a secret ministry base . Neither he or the truck made it .
The News
Terror Suspect Damien Bennet has been found wondering the moors of Yorkshire suffering from malnutrition , unexplained blood loss and dehydration . Within hours of been taken to a secure hosptital , he was apparently released and all charges against him Dropped . Police say he was picked up by a freind and has returned home
The Truth
the above is true . No one knews why the Charges were dropped although the influence of The Soceity OF Ur is suspected . Damien was collected by agents of the arcanium soceity . he is been kept in a secret location until it can be determined if it is safe to release him .
The Soceity of Ur( not to be confused with the arcanuim soceity) have struck again at the knights of purity , this time killing seven of their members in a secret Cardiff safe house .Within hours of this attack, a group of Witches in Exmouth were gunned down in the streets , aparently by a man noted for his extreme political and religouse views who then turned the gun on himself . Finally the day ended with the death of Local buisisness man Kenneth Windsor . mr Windsor was known in the london area for his support of varouse sceintitific endevours and his love of exotic plants . Apparently he was beaten to death with a rare cactus he had just received allt he way from mexico , althouhgh no one was seen entering or leaving his residience