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It is rumoured that As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon's Nan is actually a flump

Gilf'Valon has purchased one of Lord Darksprings Spell books from the Hob Elf Sinual Elkwest of South port. Sinual once of Rochester is also the main supplier of Lord Phearauns spell and ritual components.

Jakob Morgenstern has spent the past few months living with flumps in their native habitat and has developed strange new powers.

It is also romoured that Gilf'Valon is a G.I.L.F (the pun was already there)

It is romoured that there are imposters of the king's men

Gilf'Valon is a flump breeder!

Sd'bjsla'ft Gil'Valon's, As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon's second cousin twice removed on his fathers side has also been seen in Albion along with Jann Silvertooth of the Sons of Fenri.

The sons of fenri are in fact a secret society of flumps

Rumour has it that Wolfbeard has been kidnapped and turned into Captain Caveflump!

It is rumoured that Hamish is Flump weasel

There is rumour of a small flump that kidnaps fair maidens, he goes by the name Flumpelstiltskin

Mhorador has been converted by the Flumpton Council, he now goes by the name Flumpledore

A Brohn bard by the name of edward von halen has been spotted sing his hit song FLUMP, and goblins clans along the west coast also have been spotted singing flump on it

Palace staff have been unable to find Jakob for hours at a time, although no-one has seen him leaving palace grounds.

Various groups of Vaagen have been seeking and looking for Wolfbeard the Vaagen Ranger

these vaagen claim that he owes them a round at the tavern

It is rumoured that the old prime minister, heinrich mentsguard, will be returning to temporary service to help deal with the rapidly spreading flump pandemic........

Many people are commenting on the Prime Ministers splendid new clothes

A number of people have commented that the Prime Minister has been seen wearing a new outfit almost every hour. Each outfit is of exception quality.

It is rumoured that Prime Ministers Morgenstern and Mentsguard have perfected the fusion technique and are able to combine their powers to become Ministerius Prime. However it is also rumoured that the author of this rumour may have just been in a silly mood.