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Evidence has come to light that As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is a spy of the Third house of Nord and works for the Nordlander government!

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is secretly am meber of the Inquasition and has been paid by Cardinal Junter to kill Sister Sanddra Steel!

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is an avatar of the Crawling Chaos and has been seeking his masters stolen flute!

The mages guild has discovered that As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is a fallen angel who turned on the Light during the Chaos War with the dwellers beyound the dark. He is currently masterless and seeks to retain his purity by draining goodly souls of their life force!

The Cities of the Sun, Moon and Stars have issued a warrent for the arrest of As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon for crimes against the Elven race!

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon the so called Paladin is infact a shape shifting Half Troll-Ogre creature from the great dark in the North, it has taken fair form so that it can walk amongst the light and the living. Should this foul beast be struck by blessed iron or Enchanted Silver its illusion of normality would be shattered and it would be forced to flee back to the dark.

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon has tried to slay Justicar Sighelm Darkguard after it was shown that the Justicar was a more holy example of goodness and purity than the shallow elf lord!

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon works for the goblin cpouncil and is in fact a cobbler goblin using his shape shifting powers to inflitrate the kingdom. He reports directly to the council and is the lap dog of K'nig. Both seek to spread plague and illness about the kingdom.

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is in fact Neuyru Darkspring in disguise

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is in fact Rune Runeguard in disguise

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is in fact the red Mage in disguise

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon is in fact the Black Pharoh in disguise

Troy Addius is infact a puppet construct controlled by three minaturised Rat Men, who serve the cosmic chaos of procrastination and sorrowful lectures!

Rumour has it that someone may be intentionally spreading malicious rumours about As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon, although many claim that this is a completely unfounded rumour with no evidence to support it.

Rumour has it that Lord Seneschal Jakob Morgenstern was found red-faced and crying with laughter after being brought the latest round of rumours by his informants.

Rumours are abound the Troy Addius and As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon are the spin talkers of a secret government society known as the Ministry of Silly Rumours

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon has given up on been a Templer and has gone into Flump breeding!

Word on the street has it that troy Addius sold As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon seven magical beans of eating in exchange for the Paladins Holy Sword!

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon has given up on been a Templer and has gone into Flump breeding! Troy Addius has agreed to buy all of As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon's excess Flumps at one copper a Flump!

As'vhal'dr Gil'Valon has errected a statue of himself claiming to be the only living Paladin to have slain a Blink Mamath, defeated a Pink Dragon, Wrestled with a pack of dire flumps and turned a flock of Death Sheep!