25-03-2010, 09:47 PM
Heading towards the docks in tilia through the wooded glen that is laindon with my mighty vaagen axe in my hand i feared nothing the sun was high in the sky the day was mine and then it happened i trod strait into a great pile of trolls shit o for the sake of woden its still steaming ;steaming trolls muck can mean only one thing there must be a troll near at hand .i became alert and the hairs on the back of my neck stood up ,a battle with a troll yes please i can stroll into tilia boasting to be a troll slayer .just then i could see two trolls they looked asleep there was a goblin in the middle of the clearing and a fire starting to take hold . on the edge of the clearing was a smaller goblin both the goblins were tied up i put my finger to my lips as the larger goblin could see me and mouth to be quiet and my other hand over the smaller ones mouth and dragged her in to the Forrest untied her and told her to stay put. when i got back to the clearing the trolls were both awake and the smaller one was shouting at his mate he jumped to his feet and smashed the other one over the head with a big wooden club .he went down like a sack of trolls crap .one down one to go i thought now or never and i pick up my vaagen axe that mungo had given me and just charged in the goblin in the middle was screaming as i swung my axe with all my might the troll looked shocked and then he looked dead as his head hit the Forrest floor the little goblin come running in and untied the other goblin them trolls smell of crap they both said together ur that mite be me i said .im blue this is grimble weir going to find the queen who follows the light that would be queen tia follow me i said and of to east tilia we went its just a little out of my way
grimbles tale
me and blue were hunting for rats and squirrels in the forrest of laindon blue was lagging behind as normal the sun was high in the sky sending down a great heat .we was on our way to find were the queen of legions who follows the light lived .just as i come to a opening in the forrest i herd blue scream when i looked around a great hairy troll had grabbed blue i ran at it with all my might and sank my teeth in to its leg and got a mouth full of troll hair .just then another troll come from behind a tree and grabbed me i thought weir in big shit now they were both smacking there lips in anticipation of the meal we were about to become they were both jumping about and laughing then one said to the other one my ones bigger than your one .why dont we share replied his mate no chances bit of luck i went for a shit ha ha good luck for me you've got your one they tide us up and put blue on the edge of the forrest clearing away from me i said to blue weir done for now .lets cook um they said and started a fire let it take hold first and roast them they sat down on a couple of logs as the hot sun shone through the clearing as the fire took hold they both dozed of to sleep i was trying to free my self when i saw what look like a warrior dragging blue into the forrest he look at me and put his finger to his lips and mouthed something to me i didn't no what he said but he looked a better bet than the trolls .just then one of the trolls woke up i thought at least blue looked safe and to give her and the warrior time to get away i shouted to the troll your mate ate blue why you was asleep he look to see blue was gone ;you greedy bastard your mother was a human bitch before i knew what was going on he charged at his mate with a huge wooden club and hit him straight on the head his eye popped out and his head popped in he lay on the floor with the other troll standing over him he kick him and turned to look at me .this is it i thought let me go ill fight you i said he just looked at me and licked his lips again then i spat at him and he come towards me .just at that moment the warrior who had taken blue come charging out of the forrest into the clearing with a giant axe above his head it looked twice the size of me .the troll seemed to freeze for a slit second as the axe come down on to his neck and his head rolled on the floor blue started jumping up and down untie me i said the warrior wiped the axe clean and said he was tilsburg of the vaagen id heard tales of the vaagen now i now there true i told him we where looking for the big church
blue tale
grimble told me the best places to learn how to heal properly was to find the church of light where the big queen gos they will teach you the right way .we went in to laindon forrest we where surching for food grimble marchin of in frout as always when a great hairy wood troll pick me up as i screamed grimble charged at the troll and another one come out of the forrest and grabbed her they where arguing and then they tied us up they started a fire and sat down i was about 15 feet from grimble on the edge of the clearing the trolls started to doze of to sleep just then a hand come over my mouth and i could smell trolls shit a great big warrior dragged me in to the forrest and untied me he put me behind a tree and sneaked back to the clearing were grimble and the trolls where i could hear the trolls shouting at each other as i look from around the tree i saw the warrior run in to the clearing and it went all quiet i come out from behind the tree and saw him wiping his axe clean i ran to grimble and untied her the warrior said his name was tilsburg the vaagen and grimble told
him we followed the light iand i said we where going to see the big queen
so he took us to a place called east tilia which is probably where we were going anyway id heard vaggen were great warriors but i didn't know they stunk of trolls shit
grimbles tale
me and blue were hunting for rats and squirrels in the forrest of laindon blue was lagging behind as normal the sun was high in the sky sending down a great heat .we was on our way to find were the queen of legions who follows the light lived .just as i come to a opening in the forrest i herd blue scream when i looked around a great hairy troll had grabbed blue i ran at it with all my might and sank my teeth in to its leg and got a mouth full of troll hair .just then another troll come from behind a tree and grabbed me i thought weir in big shit now they were both smacking there lips in anticipation of the meal we were about to become they were both jumping about and laughing then one said to the other one my ones bigger than your one .why dont we share replied his mate no chances bit of luck i went for a shit ha ha good luck for me you've got your one they tide us up and put blue on the edge of the forrest clearing away from me i said to blue weir done for now .lets cook um they said and started a fire let it take hold first and roast them they sat down on a couple of logs as the hot sun shone through the clearing as the fire took hold they both dozed of to sleep i was trying to free my self when i saw what look like a warrior dragging blue into the forrest he look at me and put his finger to his lips and mouthed something to me i didn't no what he said but he looked a better bet than the trolls .just then one of the trolls woke up i thought at least blue looked safe and to give her and the warrior time to get away i shouted to the troll your mate ate blue why you was asleep he look to see blue was gone ;you greedy bastard your mother was a human bitch before i knew what was going on he charged at his mate with a huge wooden club and hit him straight on the head his eye popped out and his head popped in he lay on the floor with the other troll standing over him he kick him and turned to look at me .this is it i thought let me go ill fight you i said he just looked at me and licked his lips again then i spat at him and he come towards me .just at that moment the warrior who had taken blue come charging out of the forrest into the clearing with a giant axe above his head it looked twice the size of me .the troll seemed to freeze for a slit second as the axe come down on to his neck and his head rolled on the floor blue started jumping up and down untie me i said the warrior wiped the axe clean and said he was tilsburg of the vaagen id heard tales of the vaagen now i now there true i told him we where looking for the big church
blue tale
grimble told me the best places to learn how to heal properly was to find the church of light where the big queen gos they will teach you the right way .we went in to laindon forrest we where surching for food grimble marchin of in frout as always when a great hairy wood troll pick me up as i screamed grimble charged at the troll and another one come out of the forrest and grabbed her they where arguing and then they tied us up they started a fire and sat down i was about 15 feet from grimble on the edge of the clearing the trolls started to doze of to sleep just then a hand come over my mouth and i could smell trolls shit a great big warrior dragged me in to the forrest and untied me he put me behind a tree and sneaked back to the clearing were grimble and the trolls where i could hear the trolls shouting at each other as i look from around the tree i saw the warrior run in to the clearing and it went all quiet i come out from behind the tree and saw him wiping his axe clean i ran to grimble and untied her the warrior said his name was tilsburg the vaagen and grimble told
him we followed the light iand i said we where going to see the big queen
so he took us to a place called east tilia which is probably where we were going anyway id heard vaggen were great warriors but i didn't know they stunk of trolls shit